I was chatting/messaging on my phone (to David's niece), on which the auto correct is OUT OF CONTROL!
Innocently I typed the story of how I took my dog to the vet and in the
waiting room there was a mum with her four children under five and a puppy...yeow! When they saw my darling dog they all squealed 'Look mum it's
Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy!'. Matilda...my dog...started
squealing too and bouncing up and down on the spot as she does when
she's excited (quite often!) and so did the little ones...bouncing,
squealing at such a pitch the mother tried to shoosh them but to no
avail. People were coming into the room to see what was happening. It
went on and on....gorgeous. Good mum...reads to her kids and I thought of you.
BUT this is what my pathetic phone sent to David's niece!
'Our little dog was at the vet other day & a woman was there with her
puppy & four little ones under 5. The oldest one pointed to our dog
& squealed 'It's Hairy McClairy from Do Alison's Dairy! The dog
started bouncing on the spot & so did the kids squealing at such a
pit h...all of them & it went on & on & then mum tried to
shoot them but on & on it went! Hilarious...dogs barking Matilda
bouncing kids screaming...what a handful but completely adorable. Such
energy. Hat off to that mum...'cause she reads to her kids...& they
were gorgeous...thought of u!'
So I tried to fix it: Texting! Hairy MacLary from Donaldson's Dairy
Text fumble: nudism't try to shoot them..he he..but rather tried to shoosh them...ssshheee
This getting worse! Nudism? Ha ha! Shld read mother or she didn't or
something....certainly not nudism! She didn't try to shoot them but to
shoosh
AND I spelt Maclary wrong every time!
Anyway....we had a laugh. But honestly, that phone drives me utterly up the wall!
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